Elsker mails med ordentlig humor. Så hvorfor er de pludselig ved at uddø? Først døde 'Kender I den om', så døde 'Der sidder 4 mand på en tømmerflåde', så døde blondinevitserne, Århushistorierne og alle-børnene-vitserne. Og nu får man stort set aldrig en ordentlig grinbar vittighed pr. mail..... forkerte venner? Venner har pludselig mistet humor? Ved det ikke. Men disse citater er sjove. Og ryger på blogbogstaver, fordi de hanler om det der komnikasjon. De er stjålet fra en mail fra min søster (det indrømmer jeg kun, fordi dette er en blogpost, som hun selv kan finde på at læse - normalt ville jeg slette alle spor af hende og sende den af sted, så jeg selv får krdit som den sjove :-D. Hun gør det samme, ved jeg.
- More often than not, when someone is telling me a story all I can think about is that I can't wait for them to finish so that I can tell my own story that's not only better, but also more directly involves me.
- Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realise you're wrong.
- I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.
- Is it just me, or are 80% of the people in the "people you may know" feature on Facebook people that I do know, but I deliberately choose not to be friends with?
- There is a great need for sarcasm font.
- I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.
- LOL has gone from meaning, "laugh out loud" to "I have nothing else to say".
- How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear what they said?
- Why is it that during an ice-breaker, when the whole room has to go around and say their name and where they are from, I get so incredibly nervous? Like I know my name, I know where I'm from, this shouldn't be a problem …
- Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after DVDs? I don't want to have to restart my collection.
- I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten page research paper that I swear I did not make any changes to.
- "Do not machine wash or tumble dry" means I will never wash this ever.
- I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello? Dammit!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voicemail. What'd you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone and run away?
- When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
- I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.
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